Post by Kang on Mar 7, 2005 20:32:23 GMT -5
Almost eveyone has seen or heard of something funny happening whether it was something uncalled-for that happened on a family holiday or a rumour they heard on the radio. One I'll never forget is a story (which could be true) I had heard from a friend years ago.
It goes like this:-A friend of his was driving and had too much to drink. There was a booze bus and he had to stop. He was asked for his driver's liscence and gave them his fishing liscence. The Police officer said:-"No, this is a fishing liscence, I want your driver's liscence." He tried to fool them by giving them his shooter's liscence but was told:-"No, this is a shooter's liscence, I want your driver's liscence." Just when he thought there was no way out, he was about to take out his driver's liscence and just at that moment, an old lady drove into the booze bus and all the police officers ran to her car. The man in question headed for his car and drove off home. The next day, he got a visit by the police and they asked where he had been last night. He replied:-"Oh, I've been to my girlfriend's place, had a great time!"
Them they asked him:-"And where is your car?"
"Oh, it's in the garage."
"Would you mind opening it so that we could see it?"
"Yeah, sure!"
He opened the garage and inside it was not his car, but a police car!
Here's another I heard (which happens to a lot of people for some reason)
:-A friend of mine's father asked members of his family "Have you seen my glasses anywhere?" only to be told that they were on top of his head.
That same man once went to the snow with both sides of the family (when my former flatmate was still married to her husband) and his shoes were flat-soled and kept on slipping. Everyone had to walk up a hill slope of snow and there was no way for him to get up because of the flat soles on his shoes. But my former flatmate's husband had an idea, they had their dog with them, a Doberman, and they asked him to hold on to the dog's leash to help his balance and pull him up-and it worked!
One which I'll never forget was when I was learning to drive. While we were at the red lights, my instuctor told me about something he heard on the radio. He told me about a man who was growing his own marijuana and someone stole it all. Upset, he reported the theft of his marijuana to the police and HE ended up getting arrested!#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys
It goes like this:-A friend of his was driving and had too much to drink. There was a booze bus and he had to stop. He was asked for his driver's liscence and gave them his fishing liscence. The Police officer said:-"No, this is a fishing liscence, I want your driver's liscence." He tried to fool them by giving them his shooter's liscence but was told:-"No, this is a shooter's liscence, I want your driver's liscence." Just when he thought there was no way out, he was about to take out his driver's liscence and just at that moment, an old lady drove into the booze bus and all the police officers ran to her car. The man in question headed for his car and drove off home. The next day, he got a visit by the police and they asked where he had been last night. He replied:-"Oh, I've been to my girlfriend's place, had a great time!"
Them they asked him:-"And where is your car?"
"Oh, it's in the garage."
"Would you mind opening it so that we could see it?"
"Yeah, sure!"
He opened the garage and inside it was not his car, but a police car!
Here's another I heard (which happens to a lot of people for some reason)
:-A friend of mine's father asked members of his family "Have you seen my glasses anywhere?" only to be told that they were on top of his head.
That same man once went to the snow with both sides of the family (when my former flatmate was still married to her husband) and his shoes were flat-soled and kept on slipping. Everyone had to walk up a hill slope of snow and there was no way for him to get up because of the flat soles on his shoes. But my former flatmate's husband had an idea, they had their dog with them, a Doberman, and they asked him to hold on to the dog's leash to help his balance and pull him up-and it worked!
One which I'll never forget was when I was learning to drive. While we were at the red lights, my instuctor told me about something he heard on the radio. He told me about a man who was growing his own marijuana and someone stole it all. Upset, he reported the theft of his marijuana to the police and HE ended up getting arrested!#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys