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Post by cowcock on Oct 30, 2002 17:30:20 GMT -5
see what you see
hear what ya hear.....
if it gets in the way....kill it
thats fair, greed.
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Post by Fleshpeddler on Oct 31, 2002 0:05:40 GMT -5
If I ever see, hear, or smell you cowcock I'm going to kill YOU
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Post by Lax Charisma on Oct 31, 2002 0:24:42 GMT -5
 , Better not hesitate Fleshpeddler, Cowcock is in the belltower and ready to kill... Nah he's harmless really he is. I wouldn't fuck with him though ;D
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Post by swarthe on Nov 5, 2002 20:21:49 GMT -5
hey speccy - after a bit of a perusal of the boards i've come to notice that you appear to be walking around behind cowcock with a pooper scooper - cleaning up his shit. this puts us all in a very interesting position - how are we to interpret this defensive action of yours?
the easiest answer would of course be that you've had a long association with cc and as such see it your duty as a friend to encourage and support him on his merry way....
another possibility is that you've run into him a few times at the pub and you've had a laugh and a beer and you know him to be an intellegent and groovy kinda guy, feeling that his misrepresentation of himself on this site demands to be rectified.....
Or is it possible that YOU are the ellusive cowcock?!?!?! GASP!! i hear you cry!! but is it that unimaginable? obviously you are unaware that you and he are the same entity - you sign off as spectator for the night and curl up into bed with a good book and when you wake up in the morning and log back on there seems a strange familiarity to cowcock's posts. but you dismiss them with a hearty chuckle and a whimsicle sigh saying "if only i could break free of my duty to post acceptable, creative and intellectually stimulating posts and tap into the free and easy wacky and nonsensicle observations of cowcock...... don't come in mum! i'm still in my jarmies - i'll be out for my warm milk and fruitloops in a minute...."
you see speccy- it's all falling into place.
that strange "mooing" in your head that's becoming more frequent and increasingly loud..... that sudden overwhelming urge to say something stupid and unrelated to anything at all for no apparent reason..... the desire to eat grass rather than smoke it...... you know of what i speak.
accept your fate spectator. accept cowcock as part of you and end this madness before it consumes you. i only hope this message reaches you in time...... hang on... what's that noise? was that a moo??? oh spectator, you scared the shit out me then... i didn't recognise you in that cow suit...... oh my god!!!!! COWCOCK!!! NO.... NO... NO.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!............
*************transmission end******************
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Post by Malkmus on Nov 5, 2002 22:08:27 GMT -5
Hmm.... Swarthe, while you're powers of deduction have proven quite ingenious, i am sure you'd find the real truth about Spectator to be quite disconcerting. Sounds ominous? Well, it should. I know the real truth. Do some more research, if you dare.....  Malkmus. |
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Post by Lax Charisma on Nov 5, 2002 22:49:05 GMT -5
;D, Would most certainly not be the first time I've been busted talking to myself MOOO!...but on this occasion the answer is...incorrect.
Cowcock himself accuses me of being the Highbeam peacemaker perhaps I defend him out of an irresistable urge to reply to everything MOOO! anything MOOO!
Cowcock tis not I and he is a nice guy with an unbelievable talent for pissing people off but enough is enough I leave his fate at the hands of the LYNCHing mob and I'm quite sure that ALl will be as it should be...Malkmus guardian of that vaste and insalubrious crumb of substantiated evidence is right. More research. Think along the lines of that which upsets his grassmunchingness the most and you shall perhaps find your answer or not. Until next time Swarthe. MOOO! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by swarthe on Nov 6, 2002 1:28:55 GMT -5
Think along the lines of that which upsets his grassmunchingness the most and you shall perhaps find your answer or not. Until next time Swarthe. MOOO! ;D ;D ;D do you work in a slaughter house? |
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Post by maxi-power on Nov 6, 2002 11:23:46 GMT -5
Well Well i think he (CowCock) should post his face or is he a little bit to scared to show who he is?? in fear ov the highbeamears getting to him?? Is he a bit scared as you would say?? or is it that, he knows he is being a goose not to say i have'nt in the last week or so!!!!! ;D so have you swarthe aswell and you have to agree with that one cos you condridited your-self heed a bit of your own advice it would go a long way do you agree???
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Post by swarthe on Nov 6, 2002 20:01:32 GMT -5
as usual maxi your eloquence astounds me. i have not the technology in my humble lodgings (pump shed no. 53 at the weribee turd farm) with which to post my cherub-like features on the photo boards. but if you're that concerned i accept yr challenge and will work something out in the next few days.
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Post by Lax Charisma on Nov 6, 2002 20:49:33 GMT -5
;D, Spectator work in a slaughterhouse? I don't think so, I'm much too busy feeding my rock addiction for that. Maxi-Power you may find you have actually been face to face with the elusive Mr. Cow Cock before, you never know or may not recall but he has told me he has met you before. Claims your totally nuts but a good bloke |
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Post by swarthe on Nov 7, 2002 0:31:23 GMT -5
maybe you guys should all meet up and lick each others testicles
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mattyoung666
drunk
Oh...ya know...i'm just hangin around.
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Post by mattyoung666 on Nov 7, 2002 0:43:47 GMT -5
Post ya face cowcock its gotta be done
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Post by maxi-power on Nov 7, 2002 21:03:04 GMT -5
Are you serious spectator,  I think i know who it is did i meet him last week??? i think i did. Yep i know who he is i think, does he play in a band.... C'mon spectator tell me who it is. if it is the bloke i'm thinking of i think he is a good bloke and a bit right off too... ;D |
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Post by Jeb on Nov 7, 2002 21:07:12 GMT -5
Maxi, unless you made the trip north of the border last week you probably didn't meet cowcock, although I think you may have met him a while back.
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Post by galacticcow on Nov 7, 2002 21:51:21 GMT -5
so the mystery of cowcock continues, and the maxi power is one step closer to the truth, fleshy is closer to snapping and swarthe is still in shed 53
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, Better not hesitate Fleshpeddler, Cowcock is in the belltower and ready to kill...
I think i know who it is did i meet him last week??? i think i did. Yep i know who he is i think, does he play in a band....