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Post by swarthe on Oct 8, 2002 21:00:12 GMT -5
i went and saw the wiggles at festival hall and there were these three toddlers down the front that had smuggled a cask in. little fuckers went on a rampage, i still have nightmares.
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Post by Clint on Oct 8, 2002 21:05:18 GMT -5
Didnt you see some nassssssssty band down at the Barwon Club last year some time...."storm front" or something similar to that???
please regale us with tales of splendour re this band...
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Post by maxi-power on Oct 8, 2002 21:07:43 GMT -5
Hey swarthe, have you ever heard of a place called Werribee i'm sure you have well now i think that's what your talkin (SHIT) ;D ;D ;D ;D your probably from there..  ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by swarthe on Oct 8, 2002 21:14:06 GMT -5
oh christ, what a gig! these guys fuckin rock! we're talkin full blow wave mullets with tight spandex. the dude singing had his own cordless mic x 4, complete with stand and was doing high kicks and star jumps throughout the set. the guitarist was playing a wireless peice of 80's shit and had a cucumber down his trousers. (he also had picks with his signature on them that he threw out to the crowd) the drummer's name is 'slut' and he's about 700pounds with long greasy black permed hair (his sticks were also autographed). have you seen their filmclip clint? fuckin classic. it's a full warant cherry pie rip off. just the band being gay with a whole bunch of chicks with their tits out. there's a bikini version and an uncensored tit version. classics
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Post by swarthe on Oct 8, 2002 21:15:15 GMT -5
i'm actually writing this from pump shed no. 16 near treatment pond no. 4. weribee forever!
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Post by Clint on Oct 8, 2002 21:16:42 GMT -5
BAAAAAAAAAHaahahhhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhaa
you sirry fucka
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Post by selbyjnr on Oct 8, 2002 22:32:17 GMT -5
yep i've seen storm front....and i'm glad to say that i've got one of these signature guitar picks that you speak off.....they are classic.....
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Post by swarthe on Oct 8, 2002 22:40:10 GMT -5
hang onto that one my freind. it'll be worth millions in a few years
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Post by Baz on Oct 9, 2002 3:36:11 GMT -5
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Post by swarthe on Oct 9, 2002 5:21:22 GMT -5
right on Baz!
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Post by Bulldog on Oct 9, 2002 5:28:30 GMT -5
Gotta agree 100% Baz. I hate fucking crowd surfers too. The last thing you need when you're out is some dumb fuck stomping on you or spilling your drink. That sort of shit should be left at home.
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Post by swarthe on Oct 9, 2002 8:38:21 GMT -5
i've lost count of the number of times i'm just loungin' around at home and some complete stranger bursts in the room, stomps on me and spills my cup of tea.
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Post by Slatts on Oct 11, 2002 1:49:35 GMT -5
I'm too short to watch bands, I just go to watch the backs of peoples necks, the necks at the Dern gig were some of the best.
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Post by Fleshpeddler on Oct 15, 2002 2:28:50 GMT -5
You got that right slatts!! Rarely have I seen so many shapely necks than I did that night at the Dern show. And the Hair!!!! the only time you'll see better hair is at a Steel Afliction or maybe an Earth show. The smell of pantene fills the air and reminds one of the heady days of metal when hair brushes and guitars were equally evil.
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Post by Fleshpeddler on Oct 15, 2002 2:30:39 GMT -5
oh yeah swarthe, those three toddlers you saw drinking cask at the wiggles concert are my kids you bastard...I bought them that cask with my alamony you insensitive golliwog.
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